Donald Trump Revealed To Be Satoshi Nakamoto: Senate Democrats Seek To Ban Bitcoin (Breaking News – April 1st)

After years of speculation, experts at multiple cryptocurrency analysis firms confirmed this morning that US President Donald Trump, who has, for several years, expressed support for the cryptocurrency industry, is the person behind the pseudonym “Satoshi Nakamoto.”

Nakamoto, now known to be the man who is currently serving as President of the United States, created the Bitcoin cryptocurrency, and, with his current holdings, is, at least on paper, likely the world’s richest person.

In response to the stunning revelation, Senate Democrats have announced that they will seek to ban the possession of Bitcoin by anyone residing in the United States as well as all US citizens overseas, and to criminalize the performance of any transactions using the popular cryptocurrency.

We will bring you more details as they emerge.

Enjoy the rest of April Fools Day.